Dildo

Lapel Pins

My boundless creativity and dizzying artistic talent led to this. The hottest souvenier of the scorching 2020 tourist season.

I'm honestly not sure who the client was but I understand that these pins are sold in a gift shop near Dildo.

Did you know that the song Mellow Yellow is not about drugs? It's about a dildo. The Mellow Yellow was a bright yellow dildo with mellow vibes. Just like Captain Dildo!

I'll leave you with a Dildo song to the tune of Mellow Yellow:

Captain Dilldow

I'm just mad about Jimmy
A-Jimmy's mad about me
I'm-a just mad about Jimmy
He's just mad about me

They call me Captain Dildo (Yes by!)
They call me Captain Dildo (Gowan!)
They call me Captain Dildo

I'm just mad about Guillermo
Guillermo's mad about me
I'm-a just mad about-a Guillermo
A-he's just mad about me

They call me Captain Dildo
They call me Captain Dildo (Yes by!)
They call me Captain Dildo

Born-a sea flying your sail
A-wind-a velocity nil
Born-a sea flying your sail
If you want, your hull I will fill

They call me Captain Dildo (Yes by!)
They call me Captain Dildo (Best kind)
They call me Captain Dildo

Sou wester’ yellow

Rubber coated banana
Seaman lovers come from away
Rubber coated banana
Scrubbing poop decks out in the bay

They call me Captain Dildo (Yes by)
They call me Captain Dildo (Right on!)
They call me Captain Dildo

Jimmy, yeah
I'm just-a mad about him
I'm-a just-a mad about-a Jimmy
He's just mad about me

They call me Captain Dildo (Yes by!)
They call me Captain Dildo (Deadly wha!?)
They call me Captain Dildo

Oh, so yellow...